I'm looking for trouble tonight, he wants to be my partner in crime

hey guys my name is Jesse Rabbit, and I'm looking to whip up some mischief. I'm available today and tonight, but until I can get a rabbit hole to do what bunnies do, I am taking out calls and car appointments. if you want to set up an outcall with me, either send me an Uber or I will need to be picked up. My lambofeeties are my only transportation right now, so if you want me to come to your place you will have to assist me in getting there. I do not schedule appointments in advance, its first come first serve. I keep having issues with no call no shows so unless you are ready to meet up with me within the hour please do not message me. I will answer text messages as quickly as possible but I'm not a big fan of phone calls. so if you're ready to be my partner in crime, message me and let's see what kind of mischief we can get ourselves into.